My mom is going to be so mad at me for telling you all this but she is gearing up for some crazy, cat adventure at our Hospital. She has been researching for weeks on cats and cat visits to the vet. She is freaking out about how many cats are missing their annual exams! Only 60% of all cats are being seen regularly by the veterinarian and, of those, 21% are between 1-2 years-old- the numbers drop off rapidly after that with senior cats taking it the hardest. I heard Mom whispering about this crazy cat idea of hers to our new Marketing Guru, Kristina and I think my mom has officially lost it. I doubt my dad has any idea what she is up to, but you can bet it will be larger than life and bigger than big, because that is how my mom rolls.
I heard her say something like any cat that comes in between Sept. 16th and November 1st for a wellness visit will be getting a discount on care. Senior Cats, those over 8 years-old, will be getting a senior cat discount on senior blood work. Mom said that cats over the age of 8 should have annual blood work and that those clients who take advantage of this will be getting a free gift. I saw all sorts of boxes of “gifts” arrive the other day and I have to tell you, I am sure wishing I were a cat. I also heard Mom and Stacia talking about codes in the computer. It sounds like whatever they are up to is going to cause all kinds of commotion, call backs and client appreciation awards. I wonder if I were to bring in one of the new baby kittens if I would get one of those free gifts and a client appreciation award. I heard something about gearing up for Dental awareness month in February and how this all ties in together. Nothing like planning for the future.
I think I will go in and snoop around the office. I know Mom has to have something in there about this Crazy Cat Campaign she is planning... Let’s see, where would she keep it? In the drawer? Nope. In the safe? Nope. I know... I bet she has the file on the computer. What would it be under? Cats... let’s click there. Super secret idea... let’s click on that... Crazy Cat Campaign... now we are getting somewhere. OMG!!!! Mom really has lost her mind! She can’t really be serious, can she? Wait a minute. It says this is slated for this week’s paper and runs until the end of October, with a special coupon during the week of the pet walk for the HIHS. Okay, now Mom has gone too far. Does mom know what she is doing? Oh Mom, I think you may have bitten off more then you can chew, and that is saying a lot. I thought it would be something like get a free photo of your pet or perhaps a free lid for your cans of wet pet food... but this this AMAZING!! I hate to say it, but this actually has me wishing I were a cat. Let’s see... Reowf! Reowf! Okay, so it needs a little work. Oh well, here is to the Crazy Cat Campaign. RUFF!!!
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Crazy Cat Campaign
GET 10% off entire visit. Senior Cats receive 15% off complete senior blood work.
Starting now until November 1st, bring in your cat for a wellness exam and receive 10% off your entire visit. For those cats with additional years of wisdom (cats over 8), receive 15% off a total senior screen (complete blood work and urinalysis). Free Gifts (limited quantity available)! Schedule today- this limited time offer expires November 1st. Start the holiday season off right. Give your pet wellness for the coming year.
Additional discounts do not apply to this offer. Must have coupon to take advantage of this special offer. All Appointments must be scheduled before November 1st 2011 Pet food is not included in this special offer.